DeGrAsSi RolePlay!

I pick the characters. Ha ha!

Scene One Characters:
EVERYONE IS EVERYONE!

Paige: I hate you, Hazel, you're fat.

Hazel: *whispers to Jay* I can't believe Paige is choosing her over me.
Jay: Yeah, those meanies!
Hazel: *smacks Jay* Even if she is doing that, I still care for her. We also are settling it on Friday. Shopping.

Paige: I can't wait to go shopping! I can't wait to have some time
with Alex. I hope Hazel doesn't come, she's fat.

Emma: -walks to Paige- Here are the papers that Manny gave me to give to you. For cheerleading, I think. Oh hey Hazel, by the way, you're fat.

Hazel: Oh shut up! I am not fat. I am not even the les here! Or I don't have that stupid aroxia!
Jay: Girl cat fight. Love it!
Hazel: *smacks Jay*

Emma: -kicks Jay in the nut-

Paige: -cuts Hazel bald-

Jay: *drunk from beer* COOL!
Hazel: You're not meant to be my friend. I'll be friends with... ELIIE!

Paige: -beats Elli up-

-Elli kisses Paige-

Paige: Eww

Elli: And bacon-y?

Emma: Bye people -tears Hazel pants-

Peter's Mom: *becomes a muscle man and uses her "send you to dentention" power*'

EVERYONE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE UGLY LADY!!! MY EYES!!!!!

Alex: You're hot Mr. Principal.

Peter's Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAARGHH. *kills Alex*

Alex: *drops dead*

Paige: My wife!

Hazel: EWWWWW!

Paige: You're fat so I wouldn't be talking.

2 DAYS LATER

Hazel: I lost 300 pounds. I am weigh 200 pounds now.

WEIRD GUY: You're fat!!

Hazel: UGGH!

Paige: -kicks Hazel- Eww.. my foot is fat. Thanks Fazel!

Hazel: Time for cheerleading.
Paige: Oh gosh. We have to hold you for the skit....

DURING THE SKIT
Paige, Darcy, Emma, and Manny: *Holds Hazel* Grrrr....
Hazel: *farts*
Paige, Darcy, Emma, and Manny: EWWW!
Hazel: *falls down and breaks Paige, Darcy, Emma, and Manny's head*

IN THE AMBULANCE
Paige: I guess we should be friends with Hazel before she does that again.
Hazel: Comes to the ambulance* I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry! *farts*
Someone in China: *in chinese: what smells??*

Emma: -on floor dead from fart-

Snake: Emma, wake up, wha- -faints from fart-

24 FARTS ON THE COUCH
Paige: I can't believe I have to sleep with you...
Hazel: Why? *farts*
Paige: That's why.
Hazel: *farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts*farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts*farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts**farts*
Paige: I'm out. -about to faint-

Paige: One fart each hour? Ew- -dies-

Hazel: I love fart -breathes in fart- -dies-

Everyone: -alive-

Hazel: -farts- -everyne dies-

Paige: We needed a life but you ruined it for us!!!

Director: CUT!

Hazel: -farts-

Director: I know we're acting, but for real, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

Hazel: -blushes and hides-

Director: I fire Hazel. We're having new auditions for a new Hazel on Wednesday. Who wanna judge with me??

Hazel: -cries-

wat character can i be?wat degrassi anyways?

actually, u can be any character but u have to know degrassi unless whats the points of roleplaying it anyways?