South of Nowhere Quotes

by **Ninja Pixies** Sat 28 Mar - 5:14

Spencer Carlin: [Ashley and Spencer walk up to Madison] Hey Madison.
Ashley Davies: [Ashley takes a sip of her smoothie] Mmmm.MmmmmMmmmm. What? No Slam?
Spencer Carlin: [giggles]
Madison Duarte: Oh smoothies, What flavor did you get? Lesbian lemon? Queer Kiwi? No boys n' berries?
Ashley Davies: No, you're favorite. Bipolar Banana Split.

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Spencer Carlin: So Kyla told me how Aiden asked her to the prom, pretty romantic?
Ashley Davies: Aiden will look for any excuse to take off his shirt.
Spencer Carlin: Still, must be nice.
Ashley Davies: I cant believe he even wants to go. Prom sucks.
Spencer Carlin: So, no prom.
Ashley Davies: No, ugh, I would much rather watch my mom practice her pole dancing lessons.
Spencer Carlin: Um, listen Ashley, look, I think that we should stay here today because it's taquito Tuesday and it's like my favorite day of like the week, so if we could stay that'd be awesome. Oh my God, it must be that crazy little freshman that follows you around all the time.
[Ashley's car is decorated with balloons and spray paint on the windshield that say's "Will u go 2 prom w/me?"]
Spencer Carlin: .
Ashley Davies: Spencer you know dances and I don't mix.
Spencer Carlin: I know. But I thought I could change that for you.
Ashley Davies: Thanks anyways.
Spencer Carlin: Yea. Well. we should probably get some paper towels so we can clean off your car.
Ashley Davies: Oh, hey, can we stop by your locker real quick? I can't find my history book and I just wanted to borrow yours.
Spencer Carlin: [gasps]
[See's two dolls in her locker and behind them is a sign that says "Will u go 2 the stupid prom w/me?"]
Spencer Carlin: Ashley! Yes. I will go to the stupid prom with you!
[start playing with the dolls]
Spencer Carlin: .

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Spencer Carlin: Hey! Watch it. Watch it!
Ashley Davies: Uh, no to... 80's
Spencer Carlin: I like that one.
Ashley Davies: Oh my gosh, this one, looks nice brings out your eyes. I just wish your neckline was... what? This was my mom's. All gaudy and huge and too ugh. How did that get in there?
Spencer Carlin: Oh my gosh, you had a lot of Barbies growing up didn't you?
Ashley Davies: I did... but as soon as Malibu Barbie started datin' Cheer Barbie, I knew something was up.
Spencer Carlin: [Spencer laughs] Mine were all headless and torched off in the basement somewhere, Glen's GI Joe's were very violent.
Ashley Davies: I am so sorry Spencer.
Spencer Carlin: That's nothing, you should have seen what he did to my Trolls.
[puts tiara on Ashley's head]
Spencer Carlin: Oh my gosh. You look just like a princess.
Ashley Davies: No, do not start singing. NO.
Spencer Carlin: [singing] My princess.
Ashley Davies: Spencer stop.

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Madison Duarte: Hurry up. Other girls wanna purge too. Wash your hands.
Ashley Davies: Why, you're the one here with Glen.
Spencer Carlin: Guys, not tonight, please.
Ashley Davies: It's nice to see you're still a Censored

though.
Madison Duarte: Whatever. But I gotta say, It was kinda nice not having to worry about the way I looked for a while... you know what I mean.
Spencer Carlin: Hey, no, Look thanks for uh, coming with my brother.
Madison Duarte: Yea, he's fun but it must be nice being here with someone you love.
Ashley Davies: Yea, it is. We took a ton of grief from a lot of people, like you.
Madison Duarte: Yeah, well I'm sorry about that.
Ashley Davies: Thanks, me too. Okay let's just go before the "Hell Mouth" opens.

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Madison Duarte: [after seeing Ashley and Spencer walk out of a bathroom stall together] Wash your hands.

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Spencer Carlin: Miss Davies, may I please have this last dance? That is if Aiden will let you.
[Spencer looks at Ashley and Aiden confused]
Spencer Carlin: Wait, what's, what's wrong?
Aiden Dennison: Spencer, I'm sorry, I know you told me to back off.
Ashley Davies: You did what? You had no right to do that.
[Spencer runs off and Ashley and Aiden run after her]
Ashley Davies: Spencer! Will you slow down?
Spencer Carlin: What?
Ashley Davies: Would you at least talk to me,please!
Aiden Dennison: Spencer, I'm sorry. Okay? If I could be with Kyla I would. But I just can't.
Spencer Carlin: You already had your chance with Ashley.
Aiden Dennison: It doesn't work that way, you can't just cut off who you love.
[Kyla walks up to Aiden, Ashley, and Spencer]
Spencer Carlin: You love? Oh, please don't do this.
Ashley Davies: No, just stop it, both of you. I decide who I love.
Spencer Carlin: [shouting with Glen, Madison, Clay, Chelsea, and Sean also watching] Then just decide!
[Before Ashley answers, a car rolls up the street and its passengers lower the windows]
Boz: Gun!
[the people in the car start firing at the crowd. Spencer, Kyla, Ashley, Aiden, Glen, Madison, Clay, Chelsea, Boz and the rest of the crowd duck and run for cover]
Ashley Davies: Aiden!
[Ashley screams as Aiden pulls her, Kyla, and Spencer, to the ground for cover using his body as a shield]